Statbate • thedude679 - 7280904019720241152

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:13:09

No impaling imminent

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:12:50

cool....sounds good

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:12:41

yes ill be humping and thiunking of your jock

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:12:37

yea we want to know how far you got the jake the impaler dildo in

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:12:23

ahok. no worries

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:12:03

gotta start sleepin early to prep for monday so i might miss you guys

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:56

haha ill write you a short story of my shower and present it tomo

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:40

then sleep

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:32

yea i might be around

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:29

go hum a pillow Dude

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:19

we're missing the shower stream?!

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:12

Yeah=great fun guys

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:11:00

maybe ill see yous tomo?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:50

well it was sweet chatting. think im gonna go. shower and sleep

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:24

san diego is amazing

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:18

haha

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:07

but for another day

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:03

nice you can sleep in

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:10:01

cool. went to San Diego once-theres another story

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:09:52

cali where dreams go to die

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:09:22

cali

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:09:20

im off till monday

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:09:15

ok cool. somewhere west i presume

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:09:11

what time you gotta get up smoon?

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:08:42

oh im in usa

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:08:27

damn ok. smoonie is a night owl

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:08:27

whats up

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:08:10

where are you smoonie?

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:07:46

its 5 am im about to turn in

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:07:42

pm

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:07:28

Its 12.05 here

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:07:19

dont expect polliteness from evryone. there are those who just demand

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:07:13

ill show you a grey penis

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:06:58

what time is it there for both urs

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:06:15

with a grey penis

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:06:09

my ac is noisy as hell

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:05:55

hahah yes couldnt be more polite

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:05:55

and jock straps of coursew

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:05:52

wait i thought he was naked

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:04:57

everyones being super polite. Nobody asked you to get naked. Just some banter about pubic hair-lol

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:03:50

idk chatting with you guys been fun. so theres that

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:03:08

sure does

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:03:04

well is your first broacast what you expected bro?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:01:47

god has faourites indeed

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:01:35

his cheekbones his jawline. perfection

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:01:31

lead singer of Maneskin

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:01:20

yes the italian

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:01:00

id like to run into either of them at the gym

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 12:00:31

DD the Italian

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:59:25

he was aye. so effortlessly charming

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:58:48

BP so fucking sexy in Oceans Eleven

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:58:46

hes smoking hot

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:58:32

Damiano David

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:58:09

David Henrie?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:58:01

brad was really hot in once upon a time

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:57:33

dove girl

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:57:29

hes a singer thats dating that former disney channel

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:57:14

Def Bradd Pitt is i was in a daddy mood

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:57:12

have you heard of that guy david something damn

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:56:25

ha ha-youre wicked

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:56:08

pocket hottie

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:55:53

short one fit better somehow

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:55:47

barry keoghan is the name

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:55:39

well-we like a bit of variance now and then

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:55:12

that short menacing dude

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:55:10

he's handsome

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:54

eddie redman really. thats a type

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:35

him for sure

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:32

sabrina carpenter's ex

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:20

cant think of any

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:16

Eddie Redmain would be on it

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:54:07

too diffucult or cant think of any

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:53:21

i dont know that i could list 3

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:53:03

ok im back on track

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:52:13

im just messing with you

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:52:01

no worries talkin about nosferatu

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:41

no-i just went to the bathroom and get lost in the conveersation thats all]

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:40

yea this one doesnt roll off the tongue

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:26

hahah no i like the impaler better

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:05

jake the terrifying vampire with a huge dong

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:04

jks

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:51:01

woah jake. a little self absorbed i see

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:50:30

youre talking about the film and not me, right? 🤨

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:50:18

whos your top 3 celebs you would bang?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:49:40

yea i knw what you mean

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:48:59

he oozes sexuality

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:48:50

no hes terrifying but he has sexual prowess

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:48:32

i know the ancient films he is goofy looking

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:48:17

did they make nosferatu hot?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:47:48

a cast of the impaler. why the fuck not

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:47:26

hahah everyone is horny for nosferatu in that movie

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:47:21

more gifts?

amanada271974

[follower]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:47:19

Pm

amanada271974

[follower]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:47:16

Hi

horneyjakeuk

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:52

should i get a cast of it done and send you all one?

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:44

as usual

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:38

smoonie is right

smoonie

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:37

oh now you want to have sex with nosferatu

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:16

that movie was like a fever dream

thedude679

[model]

4 days ago

2025-01-03 11:46:06

damn i just remembered i saw nosferatu yesterday

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