Statbate • pirdybirdyxo - 7290368775967440896

coolestbreeze

2 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:52:04

is it real or a text?

umaiar

2 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:51:23

Aeropress is pretty old, basically a small French press sort of device. Worth every penny.

niko890361

3 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:50:58

So how much for you to put toy up your rectum

coolestbreeze

3 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:50:50

vertuo?

umaiar

4 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:49:54

Yeah, get an Aeropress or something lol

umaiar

5 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:49:16

You said you ran a coffee shop, I would've expected better 😛

kdogg1269

5 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:48:56

Greys blocked today?

umaiar

5 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:48:25

Wait, you're not using a Keurig? I haven't paid close enough attention

niko890361

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:48

On here

baddadjokes

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:40

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kdogg1269

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:37

👋

baddadjokes

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:31

bye

baddadjokes

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:31

anyway

baddadjokes

6 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:47:24

that's the first time I've ever heard a girl on here even consider that, usually they are just like yeah, well its only $.05 for me

niko890361

7 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:46:59

Do you take it up your anus

niko890361

7 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:46:29

Cute

umaiar

8 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:46:01

Yeah @baddadjokes , she's the good kind of trap

baddadjokes

8 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:46:00

but seriously I do need to go now for sure, no maybes

baddadjokes

8 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:45:38

but I guess now I should make like a tree and leave

baddadjokes

8 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:45:25

yeah I needed to run awhile back, but I couldn't leave

marknj6064

9 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:45:10

have a great night ;)

marknj6064

9 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:44:50

i need to run.... thank you.....youre an absolute pleasure...i have followed and i will be back 😘

umaiar

9 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:44:49

You should stay up and take advantage of me

baddadjokes

9 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:44:43

the mom got really mad at me

baddadjokes

9 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:44:43

I ate a kids meal at Mcdonalds today

coolestbreeze

10 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:43:44

how late do you think you will be on tn?

baddadjokes

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:43:16

hot ass > bad dad jokes

umaiar

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:43:14

Uh... Yeah, that's too easy

marknj6064

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:43:11

thats what she said

gettingwetters

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:59

lol

gettingwetters

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:58

Maybe we can have fun tomorrow morning? :) lets chat on insta after you log off. Don't forget okay? Write it down on your note pad?

marknj6064

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:47

cheers!!!

tammox

11 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:35

we were entertained watching your hot ass

pirdybirdyxo

[model]

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:15

@dann_18_18 thank u!

baddadjokes

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:09

I turn the shower on

baddadjokes

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:02

I don't consider myself attractive, but every time I go to the bathroom and take off all my clothes

dann_18_18

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:42:01

You look amazing

zamnu

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:59

So I bought 2

zamnu

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:48

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. .

baddadjokes

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:36

free of charge

baddadjokes

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:35

so I took it back to the store and they gave me a new one

umaiar

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:32

She's taking us back to the sex attic

baddadjokes

12 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:27

I bought this sweater the other day that was giving off static electricity

marknj6064

13 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:07

only aloha?

baddadjokes

13 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:41:03

Or just a lo ha

baddadjokes

13 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:40:57

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

baddadjokes

13 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:40:21

I was shocked to hear that he was all right

baddadjokes

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:40:14

did you hear about the shark attack today it took out the guy's whole left side

marknj6064

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:40:10

my gift is already under that tree :)

umaiar

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:40:04

So is that a tree in your living room, or are you just happy to see me?

sexyboy926544

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:55

Love u

marknj6064

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:52

yes

umaiar

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:43

Oh, I'm back

marknj6064

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:42

yeah...it poofed

cartoon_tiger

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:37

Nice christmas tree, but you are a little early this year

zamnu

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:37

It’s always 90 degrees there

umaiar

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:30

Poof for anyone else, it just me?

zamnu

14 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:39:18

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner..

zamnu

15 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:38:45

that it is @baddadjokes

marknj6064

15 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:38:27

thats my sisters bday........lol

baddadjokes

15 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:38:25

@zamnu I did that one a few minutes ago...slightly modified version lol, its a good one though

zamnu

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:38:04

So I pushed her over.

baddadjokes

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:56

so I marched around and asked again

zamnu

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:54

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance...

baddadjokes

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:52

I asked my Girlfriend when her birthday was and she said march first

marknj6064

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:32

lol

baddadjokes

16 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:27

He will be mist

baddadjokes

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:37:17

Did you hear about that guy who evaporated?

baddadjokes

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:42

I held back this time

zamnu

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:35

Aware wolf

baddadjokes

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:33

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zamnu

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:20

What do you call a dog who meditates? .

baddadjokes

17 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:19

so we share them all

baddadjokes

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:14

then there is a bad dad joke club

baddadjokes

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:09

this is true

umaiar

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:36:00

He's had years to learn them 😂

baddadjokes

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:46

I just can't get them to land right

baddadjokes

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:40

Kind of like my jokes about ariplanes...

marknj6064

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:32

lol

baddadjokes

18 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:18

they just don't seem to work

baddadjokes

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:13

but unfortunately...

zamnu

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:13

Every time I open it, I cry

marknj6064

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:09

i literally laughed out loud on that one

baddadjokes

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:09

I do have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people

zamnu

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:35:07

How is my wallet like an onion? .

marknj6064

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:41

lol

baddadjokes

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:35

so I pushed her...

umaiar

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:33

Awwdio

baddadjokes

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:29

A lady asked me to check her balance

zamnu

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:23

no worries @baddadjokes

baddadjokes

19 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:20

I lost my job at the bank the other day

pirdybirdyxo

[model]

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:34:07

@zamnu LOL

baddadjokes

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:58

I stole the thunder

baddadjokes

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:51

sorry @zamnu

baddadjokes

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:44

lol

zamnu

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:44

But catscan

marknj6064

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:41

lol

baddadjokes

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:41

but catscan

marknj6064

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:36

lol

zamnu

20 mins ago

2025-01-31 00:33:35

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. .

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